hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson January 13, 2009

HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

Hilf

A hunter I'd like to fuck

Damn I would fuck a Hilf so bad.

by That one redneck in band November 15, 2023

hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out

(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!

by john overscore December 31, 2023