hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson January 13, 2009

HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

HILF

Human I Love Forever

You are a HILF

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

hilf

homie i'd like to fuck

that moment of realisation when your homie looks extra bulgy today and you want to diddle and jiggle with him until one of you passes out

(in dm's)

friend 1: HELP!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
friend 2: whats wrong dawg
friend 1: i'm with my homie and he's such a hilf!!!!

by john overscore December 31, 2023

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021