Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

Hey you with the face...

A stupid phrase that equally stupid people say to get the attention of another person. Often said just for the fucks of it to annoy anyone that is in sounds reach.

Moron: Hey you with the face... Rndm Guy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Moron: Hey you with the face, chill the fuck out!! Rndm Guy: I will kick you in the spine!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 18, 2010

hey you

Hey you kid, you better read up, this is something people who are bored enough to look up on the urban dictionary.

I bet you just typed a random thing here because you were bored and had nothing to do except look up "hey you" on the urban dictionary

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 2, 2019

Yahoo! Hey you!

A juvenile loser with nothing else to do but to run into a gas station and grab a bunch of stuff, then run out the door screaming Yahoo! The person behind the counter then screams out Hey you! in an attempt to call you back into the store

grab bunch of stuff
"Yahoo!!"
run run run
"Hey you!!
grabs gun

by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

Hey, it's been a while. How are you?

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

by Fresh Timbs November 10, 2018