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Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila
herpes by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

HerpieGonnaSyfalaids 

A person that has multiple sexual diseases all at once. Herpies, Gonorrhea, Siphilis and Aids.
You have HerpieGonnaSyfalaids dude.
HerpieGonnaSyfalaids by ddloon1 February 4, 2010

Herpie Chirp 

Someone who is always happy and excited about any and everything.
No one is going on the staff trip except Jim, he's a real herpie Chirp.
Herpie Chirp by LolaCabana April 1, 2019

Halo Herpes 

When a player joins your game and you start doing bad. They are your Halo Herpes....
When Unknown joins my game I always start doing bad, He is my Halo Herpes.
Halo Herpes by PretyPinkTurtle December 24, 2010
Herpes is an STD that can't be cured. You don't have to be a whore to get them, it's a possibility to get them because your current boyfriend (or girlfriend) once dated and married a whore that would get pissed at you cause she thinks The Who song Baba O'Riley is actually called Teenage Wasteland and leave you for a few months, sleep with another guy, or twelve, and come back to you and deny ever having something. Then when someone innocent comes along, he doesn't mention anything about it until it's too late. Yes the disease is hard to deal with emotionally at first but you learn to get over it and you can always take medicine to prevent an outbreak or instantly take it away if you start to get one and it will also prevent from passing it on. And it usually makes you feel that you're either stuck with the person you're with or you can't ever have sex with anyone else cause you don't want them to know or you don't want to pass it on. Outbreaks hurt like hell, sometimes so bad you can't even walk. Some people may only have one outbreak, possibly none and never know they have it. Be sure that if you're about to sleep with someone, check to see that person has any red bumps that don't look normal and are sensitive, or red scab that is probably peeling a layer of skin, it's most likely herpes. If you already do have them, just remember that you're not alone and there's a lot more people that have them than you think.
herpes = STD
herpes by whatsherbutt April 4, 2011

Barbie herpes 

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect
Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me
Barbie herpes by The jelly man February 8, 2015