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Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.
Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
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Hemerrhoid Tarp

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps
by Melunn June 5, 2020
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good uniform,bad helmet

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............
As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.
by sheila in the car January 12, 2010
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Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc
“Sho is your character crush

Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”
by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020
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Hellerkren

Hellerkren - when your french teacher is the straight out of Hell
Dude my french Teacher is hell
Mario: My french teacher is straight out of hell she is such a hellerkren!!!!
Basti: I know! She fucked me last lesson with a strap on.
by RizzingMan February 26, 2023
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Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.
Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.
by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011
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