A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009
verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019
Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.
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by chelleandkii September 4, 2008
When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 11, 2007
When one guy busts on a girls eyes, sticks his dick in her mouth, and two more guys give her ear plugs (bust in her ears simultaneously).
Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.
by Jbino17 November 19, 2010
grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
by NFrostie March 26, 2009