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Hairarchy

An informal term for the social phenomenon that people with more beautiful and stronger hair stand in some way superior to those with less.

For this reasons, forced haircuts and head shaves have often been used to subjugate and suppress people throughout history.

Even in modern developed countries, the expectation of men to keep their hair short is subtly tied to the need to limit their means to raise their status.
Samson and Delilah - an early story of a hairarchy
Tonsuring
Prison haircuts
Business haircuts are the modern expression of hairarchy
by fluffy22 November 20, 2012
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Rock Hierarchy

The Rock Hierarchy consists of several bands that are the Rulers of Rock. The Gods of rock are Led Zeppelin. The Lords of Rock are AC/DC. There are two main Kings of Rock. These are David Bowie and Jimi Hendrix. The Dukes of Rock are The Who. Finally, there are the Kights of Rock. These are Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, and The Doors
"Hey, have you heard about the Rock Hierarchy?"
"Is that like Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan? They kick ass. They taught me how to be punk."
(Members of the Rock Hierarchy would now either come back from the dead OR swoop down on this person and douse them in acid.)
by Frances May 14, 2004
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Nerd Hierarchy

Nerd Hierarchies usually exist in a group of Star Trek Geeks. The levels are organized by knowledge of Trek. The leader is sometimes called the "captain" and is looked up to for advice. These groups of nerds often make up their own starships, such as "USS Valor" and write fanfiction and scripts that will go woefully unpublished.
Captain Warner is at the top of our local hierarchy.
by Commander Accel April 10, 2004
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horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.
The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.
by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006
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Hairarchy

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.
According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.
by pdobrinen January 13, 2013
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vertical hierarchy

The order of the values contained in a radix or the order of letters in an alphabet.
Vertical hierarchy does not refer to the order of letters in a word but rather to the order of leters in the alphabet.
by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006
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Dutch man's hierarchy pyramid

The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005
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