The definition of Hatmaker is after anal sex you let the fecal matter on your penis dry up and you take the shit cap off and make her where it has a hat.
by Nick sawyer June 13, 2007
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"oh man, i got a blow job from this annoying girl i met on a business trip so after i came in her mouth i totally gave her the haymaker"
by bo2thejangles July 23, 2009
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A tool originally used to whip up warm, thick sticky batter.
The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.
A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.
The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.
The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.
A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.
The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.
1.That Haymaker is covered in my golden syrup.
2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?
3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.
2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?
3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.
by Uncle Salami June 30, 2009
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Get the Haymaker mug.This is a time-honored tradition among the Harvard frat houses. Find a bitch who doesn't swallow and get her super wasted. Convince her to blow you and just before you cum in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your dick down her throat as you cum. That should be some of the best head you'll ever get.
Geoffrey S. Lansbury, IV: "Oh my, Jeremy, the other night at Kappa Kappa Kappa a young female was giving me some *special attention* if you know what I mean and I gave her the good ol' Harvard Haymaker"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"
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