Fridge Headbutter

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.

Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.

by Kingmaster007 August 21, 2011

put her through the headboard

when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard

I put that broad right through my headboard last night

by Jamerz November 26, 2003

Headboard banger

This is where a concussion is given to a girl during rough sex.

I was headboard banging, and my girlfriend closed her eyes, but i only thought she was relaxed, and then when finished she never woke up. Damn -( headboard banger)-

by Headboard banger June 3, 2011

North Carolina Headbutt

When two men are going to town on a womans boobs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headbutt each other.

A North Carolina Headbutt is a good thing.

Guy 1: Dude, me and a buddy were motorboating Courtney so good last night that we did the North Carolina Headbutt.

Guy 2: You motorboated on Courtney?

Guy 1: Who hasn't?

Guy 2: True dat.

by A Motorboating Son of a Bitch January 25, 2008

headboarder

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

headboard betty

Scenario: A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

http://www.headboardbetty.com Headboard betty.

by Kurt Ahrens January 2, 2009

Headbutt

When two men make contact with their penis heads. This is not necessarily a gay thing, but more of a common ground of respect and admiration among male friends. It should be encouraged.

Mike and Jon finished off a wet and wild game of volleyball with a nice, smacking headbutt.

by Large Orb May 26, 2008