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hamelton

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead
Oh look quit being a hamelton!
by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019
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Dirty Hazleton

When you are fisting an ass and grab intestines and pull out.
High on bath salt, bill pulled a Dirty Hazleton on Cathay
by Angry T April 5, 2016
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hazleton

The center of the most fundamentalist Roman Catholic area in the US if not the world. Town that sits in isolation in the PA coal region. Populated by descendants of Southern Italian and Slovak peasants who were taught by their priests never to think for themselves. Their descendants in Hazleton today have given up most of the pretty or interesting things about their ethnicity (throw fits when newcomer immigrants speak Spanish), but managed to keep the deeper and more negative traits like: "never act on your own initiative" (because that may be willfulness which is a sin). To learn more about the cultural core of this town, look up the Penn State/Hazleton professor who writes papers on superstition and Satanism in the area.
The Hispanics might be the only hope to save this town in the foreseeable future.
"Well of course the doctor can't make a mistake! That's 'cause he's a doctor! Can't you LISTEN? Don't you have any respect?" (typical Hazleton attitude and speech)
by chaika August 7, 2007
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hazleton

A style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up.
man: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often.

woman: Shut the fuck up, and work my clit!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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penn state hazleton

the worst college campus in the USA. the average 10 is a 5.5 (referred to as the hazleton scale). also the campus is filled with inbreds, rednecks and African Americans. the old ass cops dont do shit except fuck up your day. there's nowhere to party and be ready to smoke alot of cigs
since i go to penn state hazleton all i do is look at ratchet black girls and smoke boags
by IHateHazleton November 5, 2013
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Hazeltine

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine
by jamariobest September 10, 2009
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hazelton

Fuck thats a Hazelton
by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017
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