Catophile

The type of person who is addicted to cats and wants to fuck them.Cat version of pedophile.

Maaz-Hey cat I lub u soooo much
Cat-U really wanna fuck me don't u...
Maaz-Awww,u understand....
Cat-Catophile

by Dickeymaaz March 23, 2017

Haemophile

A mf who is sexually aroused by blood

Haemophile is a person sexually aroused by blood
"I'm a haemophile!"
"What does that mean?"
"I'm sexually aroused by blood !"
"DUDE WTF????"

by bubblegum_bitch September 2, 2023

hartiphile

A Hartiphile is someone obsessed with the Harti tribal national state, specifically Puntland and SSC-Khatumo

she's a hartiphile

by Bobbystrurrew September 17, 2023

Homophile

Someone who is really really gay

Homophile

by JIHYFGHJKGYIF November 9, 2023

Hatophrenia

An extremely rare type of illness when a person cannot stop adding hats to an another person or on an avatar using some picture editing software. Usually they flex their hats by, for example, putting them on their profile pictures in discord. No cure was found yet.

Doctor 1: Oh my godness, I am sure this kid is hatophrenic.

Doctor 2: Damn, lock him in our basement with no light or any picture editing software. That's only the way to save him.

Doctor 1: Hatophrenia took too many children this year...

by Drxve February 6, 2024

Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026