Christopher Hitchens

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011

hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever

Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?

by HC Greenly December 7, 2006

getting hutched

When someone keeps screwing you over in a game.

Person #1: John made Louis draw 4 cards again in Uno!
Person #2: Oh no! Was he getting hutched again?!
Person #1: Yeah we were laughing our ass off!

by Aussems December 6, 2021

Werge die Hanchen

To Masturbate. German for choke the chicken.

"My German teacher asked what I like to do in my spare time so I told her I 'Werge die Hanchen.'"

by cocknballz July 15, 2009

Hatchback

A small form of car that is a sedan or coupe with the trunk removed and the entire back of the car opens. Became synonymous with fuel economy and because of that, became very unpopular in the United States, despite being very popular everywhere else. Also known as "Liftback," "Hot Hatch," or "Fastback."

The Geo Metro came in two-door or four-door hatchback styles. It gets 40 miles per gallon.

by JNNC July 1, 2006

Hatched a plan

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.

We have hatched a plan and set it in motion, now we have to wait.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Hatching a plan

Defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.

I'm hatching a plan of how to fullfil my goals.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020