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hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.
he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod
by E.S. Day September 15, 2006
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Hastings

A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.
Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"
by Willsssss November 2, 2005
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Hastings

A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.
Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!
by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011
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Mr. Hastings

Creater of the time machine in history class. Fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.
"Wow Stephanie, that was a total Mr. Hastings joke."

"Jeez quit acting like Mr. Hastings and stop talking during the movie."
by idreaminblackandwhite May 16, 2010
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Hasting

Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.
Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.
by Bowman248011739283915360 May 25, 2015
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Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.
Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags
by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011
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