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hasselhoff

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
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hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped
by lustjakten November 20, 2012
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hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.
by Hue Jass March 11, 2005
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Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.
Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.
by MrFurius May 6, 2010
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hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food
I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.
by sphibcter x May 12, 2009
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a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.
I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
by Deni Gra November 7, 2007
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