Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.
by bleepychick September 26, 2010
best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks
people that go to hms: #gawks
by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021
An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009
a school that has a shitty education and is only known for recruiting dumb football players with “academic scholarships”
by cümräg September 04, 2021
Hartley is Kind, Funny, caring, and lowkey hot. he can get very sad. he is overprotecive of his girlfriend. he loves her very much. her name is imogen baumgurtel.
by YourAFLagent December 30, 2018
Hartley is a very interesting person, he can be light and loving and at times can be dark and evil, he will always have your back no matter what and will always be there for you when in need, he is a very tall and lengthy and has the ability to do inhumane things, hartley is a family man and will take care of them when I’m need, he is a lover and a fighter, he will take care of his girl and treat her with the respect and love she deserves, he also has a huge cock so lock your grandma’s, mom’s, aunt’s, and daughters up cause he will slay them.
Hartley is real man.
by Crotch goblin November 24, 2021
Hartley is a very interesting person, he can be light and loving and at times can be dark and evil, he will always have your back no matter what and will always be there for you when in need, he is a very tall and lengthy and has the ability to do inhumane things, hartley is a family man and will take care of them when I’m need, he is a lover and a fighter, he will take care of his girl and treat her with the respect and love she deserves, he also has a huge cock so lock your grandma’s, mom’s, aunt’s, and daughters up cause he will slay them.
Hartley is real man.
by Crotch goblin November 24, 2021