ICEBERG HARNESS

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

by shinkako December 15, 2010

harkness discussion

A quest, usually spoke. allowed

Your Harkness discussion is worth 30 points, so make sure that you talk frequently without interrupting other

by David's Rag February 21, 2020

dog harness

A loop of leather or metal that is designed to fit around a mans penis and draw it under and back behind the legs to reduce the genital profile while wearing tight clothing.

This dog harness is pretty uncomfortable.

by Kalenth777 May 30, 2014

Josie Harness

Someone Who Pours Glue On kids and likes to get in trouble on the bus by throwing paper. (Also A Visco Girl) SKsKsKsksk

JOsie HaRneSS StoP PouRing GluE All OvER That thot.

by MemeMachine69420 January 2, 2020

Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)

Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.

by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011