hardbrick

The act of damaging an electronic gadget beyond repair by software means, usually by trying to hack it. Basically after being hardbricked, the gadget is dead and won't function at all. As opposed to a normal brick or a "softbrick", various tricks like getting into recovery mode and flashing a new firmware, won't get it back to life, and it's basically ready for the wastebin unless you have access to a high-tech electronics lab for advanced repairs. Since the hardbrick usually results from an unauthorized hack or root attempt, warranty is usually void so you're basically fucked, after you hardbrick your gadget.

Jimmy: Fuck, I hardbricked my new iMagineTV Gadget by trying to root it so I could get it to play Popcorn Time!
Brian: That was dumb, you should have read the warning that firmware 3.x wasn't supported. Let's go play football with it!

by MrDescore March 3, 2016

hardbody

A person who spends all his free time pushing weight at the gym alone. Committed to working out constantly so he can look super mean in his tank top and cut off shorts. This person is a freak for Musclemilk. Someone who is ready to take on Stoner skatepark. Dan Zvereff.

hardbody jacked tough focused muscular ripped yoked stallion shredded muscular

by soggysweets July 4, 2011

hardboiled eggs

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru

Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Hardbody

A word that mostly attention seekers or crybabies use to describe how they feel but they could be soft as tissue and still call themselves hardbody or they could be just talking in their sleep or being a clown most likely this is the case so, Hardbody is a description of one’s self when feeling threatened and it’s just talk and talk is cheap

You want to fight me yo? I’m HARDBODY you better run, Run! dude because I’m hardbody you can’t hear me I’m HaaardBody, man you Better run

by meatmouth November 14, 2020

hardbody_27

My operating systems professor

I seen hardbody_27 in the chatroom last night trying to get on up in some girls pants.

by bob July 9, 2004

hardbright

a suave, intelligent, tender, and sensitive gentleman who 60% of the time has a moustache all the time

Me: Man Derek's got a different girl AGAIN?!
Literally everyone: u cereal? gtfo dude's a hardbright

by brrrraaaapppp November 21, 2016

hardbodybrain

Lil Dicky’s Brain, shown in Pillow Talking.

lil dicky “hardbodybrain is a better rapper than lil dicky himself”

by Thatniggamyguy June 27, 2017