Harbor high is way better than Lakeland aka bakeland are teachers care about you and shit plus there are good programs here and we are all like a family and the kids aren't douch bags so if I was you I'd go to Harbor fuck Lakeland they suck you can tell them they can suck a fat cock
by I literally can not October 14, 2021
Get the Harbor high school mug.(Grays) Harbor Huna's are a unique breed of whale found in Grays Harbor County, Washington. The areas surrounding Aberdeen, Westport, and Ocean Shores Washington are home to a little known breed of land dwelling whale species.
These lard creatures are easily spotted with their young in the wild due to their enormous size, distinct dirt crease markings around fleshy folds, their exuberantly loud braying, and natural musk of unwashed flesh and malodor.
They are most often spotted with packs of their young most often numbering 3 or more offspring a piece. While their natural habitat is diverse ranging from the welfare office, to the goodwill their breeding grounds are more secluded.
When a Harbor Huna spots a small feeble male with no standards she entices him with food and shelter. The Huna then lures the male prey to her double wide trailer or section 8 apartment for breeding.
The Harbor Huna can often be caught with a bag of methamphetamine, or while on the hunt for a mate at the northwest passage.
These lard creatures are easily spotted with their young in the wild due to their enormous size, distinct dirt crease markings around fleshy folds, their exuberantly loud braying, and natural musk of unwashed flesh and malodor.
They are most often spotted with packs of their young most often numbering 3 or more offspring a piece. While their natural habitat is diverse ranging from the welfare office, to the goodwill their breeding grounds are more secluded.
When a Harbor Huna spots a small feeble male with no standards she entices him with food and shelter. The Huna then lures the male prey to her double wide trailer or section 8 apartment for breeding.
The Harbor Huna can often be caught with a bag of methamphetamine, or while on the hunt for a mate at the northwest passage.
by AKnottyPine October 12, 2022
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A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.
POSTCARD FROM HARBOR SPRINGS: “Greetings from Harbor Springs Michigan” (postcard shows picture of two white blond kids in Lily Pulitzer and vineyard vines eating fudge on their own motorboat and blasting rap trying to be black.)
by Pointgirl69 November 20, 2018
Get the Harbor springs mug.Best place ever! People might say that its full of rich snobbs but your just upset you not one of us. Yes we wake up at 12:00 P.M. to go our 12:15 tennis lessons. That our dad pays for and we wear out whitest outfits we can find. After our nice private tennis lesson we go to the harbor club and eat out icecream and fries then meet our moms to pick us up for tubing in our $100,000 boat. Then we bike back to our houses that out about one minute away from the club then we get ready for our dinner with our huge family at the harbor club. Then we watch the sunset on tyhe tampoline in the back yard then we stay up late with our friends then go on a bike ride at 12:00 A.M. That is living the dream!
P1-I can not wait to go to Harbor Springs over the summer!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!
by Ritch_B@tch February 16, 2019
Get the Harbor Springs mug.It is a ton of rich assholes who spend their time drinking Busch on flotillas with their wake surfing boats while the police don't give a flying fuck, that a bunch of 15-18 year olds are drinking on 150,000$ boats in the Harbor. Other then that it is a calm and small place where the locals all so called townies (crackheads) walk around and do nothing besides look at the rich peoples boats and wish they were wealthy.
by Poorboi123 September 10, 2019
Get the Harbor Springs MI mug.After performing the act of docking the role of a male homosexual who gets banged in the ass by an uncircumsized man while giving head to another uncircumsized man then switching them .
Teddy was the harbor master for Guillermo and Spencer's sexual antics. Playing the switch hitter game to make it interesting
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