cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016

haasini

Haasini is the best person ever, she is amazing and caring. Haasini is very smart and strong. She has many friends and will always put a smile on people's faces. She is also very attractive and good-looking!

Haasini is the best!

by SunnyParsnip May 18, 2021

Happie

A highly motivated and optimistic individual. Who’s compassionate, practices gratitude and has a strong sense of community. Who understands themselves, their health and is a big believer in using food as medicine.

'I saw Emily this morning sipping a banana smoothie at Serotonin... See is such a Happie!'

by Serotonin Dealer December 18, 2017

Hapine

Means anything, literally anything. Your cousin die in a car crash? Thats hapine. You lost a tooth while eating crunchy candy? Thats hapine. Everything is hapine.

"Man, Gab should really shut up about Hapine."

by Hiphiphapine March 19, 2020

hansita

a really pretty person. everyone really likes them. gets tons of bitches. supppperrrr nice. great dating material

daym hansita? she's fire

by LilyJang November 4, 2021