Belfast Handshake

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

by Felix00 June 11, 2009

Hanisha

The epitome of attractiveness, the hypocritical sum of all desires.

If she got any more beautiful, she'd be Hanisha.

by Most guys July 29, 2008

Royal Handshake

Circa 2009, term meaning handjob. Coined by one, Joshua Hunter Eflin.

"My crown jewels are getting cold. They need that Royal Handshake to warm them up."

by BJKH June 5, 2009

Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.

Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

by TheHandshake May 20, 2015

Cincinnati Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was at Tilden the other night and this guy gave me a Cincinnati Handshake. I said "it's time to go" and we all left.

by DJRanderson March 31, 2016

Handshare

Sharing the use of one's hands – especially in a manner inappropriate with modern office decorum.

I was standing in the kitchen and Erik snuck up behind me and handshared my ass. One of these days I'm going to handshare his face in return.

by orangeale November 19, 2014

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020