To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011
Get the hansel-and-gretel mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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Friend 1."Hey the bill just arrived where did Jimmy go?"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"
by DallasP From the 3 January 5, 2009
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Get the Panic! at the hansel mug.Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.
by mio de mi June 19, 2018
Get the chocolat hansel mug.A talented, all natural, unrealy gorgeous Korean-American male. Hansol is his real name, but he uses his mothers surname (Vernon). Formally known as part of the 13 member 'rookie' group, SEVENTEEN. His visuals are no joke, bless his parents' genetics. His outter image may look cold and arrogant, but actually he is very shy and kind-hearted. Born in Newyork on February 18 1998; then moving to Korea when he was 5, Vernon grew up more culturally Korean and suffered discrimination because of his western looks.He prefers to be treated like every other korean person, not a foreigner. His worst fear is being alone. He enjoys singing too, but is aware that he isn't the best ( making it a gag during fanmeets). Height of @5'10(still growing). Loves food and is bilingual (korean/english) International fans love hearing him speak english because of his distinct voice. His members say he is slow to react to things. And acts the cutest around girl groups. When Vernon was nearer to SVT's debut days people would say he looked a bit like Young Leonardo Dicaprio. He also had braces during his trainee days.He is an older brother to a single sister. Vernon has also stated that he doesn't care for looks, he looks for the personality. Nicknames: Twix and by the 'Carat' fandom: Memesol Vermeme, because he is a walking meme.
-And whoever wrote that first definition with all the dislikes can go suck my ass. Who let that person type that???-
-And whoever wrote that first definition with all the dislikes can go suck my ass. Who let that person type that???-
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