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Hannes is that guy that lies about everything and thinks he gets away with it. He is also the type of guy to throw a chair down the stairs for no reason. He often speeks with a britsh accent and uses a uk slang in every sentance. He also has like 5 iq and wears glasses. He is also very skinny and small.
Hannes is hommi
Hannes by Cummeringo September 2, 2021
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He is a very loyal person, who can be trusted. When he has a vision, he is willing to do everything to get closer to the goal. He's a good friend and can handle criticism very well.
You are such a Hannes.
Hannes by goodvibingalice October 26, 2022
Hannes is the most handsome and godly person on earth. Everyone who sees him worships him. He is very buff and has many muscles.
Who's that immortal being…oh that's Hannes
Hannes by notHannes September 13, 2023

Hannes af Geijerstam 

A man who has preformed in modus. A show on netflix and tv4.
I saw Hannes af Geijerstam sing in a tv show the other day!
Ok.
Hannes af Geijerstam by Paduski October 3, 2018

Jake hannes 

a kid that has a microscopic penis and likes men.
Jake hannes by ch69696969 February 4, 2020

Being someones Hannes 

„Being someones Hannes“ describes the state when you are clearly attracted to another person knowing that you probably never will have a chance. So this person would be your Hannes.
Being someones Hannes

„I like him so much, but he will always be my Hannes.“

„She is too hot but we all know she‘s my Hannes.“

„Look how he‘s staring at me, i
i think I‘m his Hannes“
Being someones Hannes by OG95 September 2, 2023

Dirty Hannes 

A Gay man who accuses others, while secretly eat cock and gobbling litres of cum every night.
I met a Dirty Hannes last night
Dirty Hannes by Extra Whoosh June 30, 2021