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handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.
Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.
by doog_schloog July 5, 2019
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DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.
My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.
by sanestinsane July 7, 2011
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handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 9, 2009
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Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.
I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.
by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015
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Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.
Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.
by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018
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