canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.

Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 14, 2018

Ohio Handwarmer

An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.

You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!

by Tumor103 October 29, 2021

Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

Portland Handwarmer

When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.

it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!

by BigJtwista January 30, 2026

Helsinki Handwarmer

The act of fisting a woman’s vagina until it’s loose and open, shitting in it, and fisting her until she climaxes.

I gave your sister a Helsinki handwarmer last night. I think her pussy is infected.

by Whigga man April 1, 2026