hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

Hamster

Southern Jail term referring to ignorant, hip-hop, ghetto gangsta mentality.

I think that hamster just stole your ride!

by Julio DelVasquez May 22, 2008

Hamster

A warm potato with fur.

"Hey look at that fat Hamster"

by iugbuh January 25, 2022

Hamster

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.

by TBels October 2, 2019

hamster

a younger woman who preys on older men; the opposite of a cougar.

Your sister is a hamster because she's sleeping with a guy 20 years her elder.

by PghFun1 April 15, 2009

Hamster

Home And Masturbating Showering Toking Eating Resting

Might not meet, Im going hamster.

by Sissywashere February 21, 2015