irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.

Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.

by Michael Christopher January 15, 2006

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010

Hamsticker

A humourous name used within the Homestuck (an online webcomic by Andrew Hussie) fandom to address themselves.

"Elizabeth was snickering when Dave introduced himself!"
"Yeah, she's such a hamsticker!"

by EveryDayImHussiein November 12, 2011

haystack

Joking or fun name for a Hairy Pussy.

Aww yeah! You know she wanted me to jump in that haystack!

by Merk22 July 8, 2006

Haystack

When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.

For his birthday, I made him a haystack.

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017