Hammogram

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

by Ellbee December 9, 2008

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hamdog

1.a penis or (shlong)
2.a nickname given to someone called Hamish

"whatsup ham dog?"
"I never touch my hamdog!"

by hammer... September 2, 2003

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hamrod

The act of cheating on your spouse in their vicinity without them noticing.
for example talking to your wife while receving a bj under the table.

A:Shit your wife is home
B:Stay we're hamroding her

by Rusty thrombone September 11, 2016

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Harogun

1. The word the character, Ryu, from the video game "Street Fighters" says when he punches

2. A word that can take place of any noun.

"Pass me the harogun."
Translation: "Pass me the remote."

"Your a harogun."
Translation: "Your an ass hole."

"Can I have a harogun?"
Translation: "Can I have a cig?"

by Unique Flavor November 22, 2007

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hairoglifics

The "artwork" your teenage daughters make on the shower walls with their hair while shampooing

My daughter made some really worrisome hairoglifics on the shower wall this morning

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My daughter took a cell phone pic of her hairoglifics and posted them on her facebook page

by bob not my real name January 13, 2011

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