Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012

newborn hamster

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

by Laura MM October 11, 2006

Hamster Dance

An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...

Dee be dee ba doh doh...

by Rob S February 15, 2004

hamster

small furry thing that dances.

the hamster danced all night.

by N¦ck December 24, 2003

hampster

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

by noelle October 14, 2003

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Hamsterjelly

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009