hammond

the process of peeing down ones throat

paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!

by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat October 31, 2020

2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.

Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013

hamoudi

Hamoudi, someone who cares for you 24/7, he can kiss the best root the best also has the biggest cock in the area you can trust him he’s loyal

He’s got a big dick must be a hamoudi

by QWERTY___ May 25, 2019

Hamood Habibi

Hamood, Hamood, Hamood, Hamood, Hamood a hembol Hamood Habibi

Hamood, Hamood Habibi.

by Ashybae:3 July 18, 2021

hammond

shut up hammond

shut up hammond

by notafruitydon February 14, 2020