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Hammered Dog Shit 

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
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shit hammered 

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
shit hammered by smitty September 17, 2003

hammered 

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".
"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"
hammered by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

Two bags of hammered dog shit 

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

Bro-hammered

Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.
Bro-hammered by M E Cody March 19, 2006

hammered 

so completley drunk out of ones mind
after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered
hammered by guadelupe January 25, 2005