Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.
1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
by sour-puss July 4, 2007
Get the Snatch-hammered mug.1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
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1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted
3. a horrid physical appearance
4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself
1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"
3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."
4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"
by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009
Get the Hammered Dammit mug.That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
by Dar-Man March 22, 2012
Get the Hammered ass mug.The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
by B Mann March 2, 2009
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Get the hammered hell mug.(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"
2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.
3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.
4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.
5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"
2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.
3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.
4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.
5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
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