halloween
A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels
A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels
For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene
by Elmo Homo October 26, 2006
Get the halloweenmug. That one time of year when everybody thinks everyone in their neighborhood suddenly turns into a child poisoning psychopath.
October 30: "Oh howdy, neighbor! Can't wait for Halloween tomorrow. It's going to be a fun night. Make sure to bring plenty of candy for the kids."
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"
by weasel1969 October 14, 2019
Get the Halloweenmug. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
I hate halloween! said no one ever
by helmen November 1, 2012
Get the Halloweenmug. The one day (or weekend) out of the year women can dress like a complete whore and not feel ashamed about it.
Girlfriend: honey im going to a Halloween party.
Boyfriend: without me?? Dressed like that…
Girlfriend: omg I dress like this for myself, youre so insecure…
Boyfriend: without me?? Dressed like that…
Girlfriend: omg I dress like this for myself, youre so insecure…
by CANONTHEVNQSHR October 31, 2022
Get the Halloweenmug. In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. -Mean Girls
Regina George on Halloween, Nuff said...............
by I'm Starry Eyed:) November 10, 2012
Get the Halloweenmug. An event that is celebrated on the 31st of October. Kids and young teens commonly dress up as a character (fictuous or real), and then go walking around the streets of their neighborhood to collect candy.
This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.
This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.
I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.
This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.
This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.
I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.
Once, my little brother went trick-or-treating around just to get the candy, despite having absolutely no costume for Halloween.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018
Get the Halloweenmug. In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy.
In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
by bootybxtera October 29, 2014
Get the Halloweenmug.