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shag the haggis

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
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Haggis

A three-legged mammal that lives in the forest. Mainly found in the woodlands of Egypt, New York and Rugby but mainly found in the back gardens of young children. Often associated with the phrase "I can believe!"
"Hey Charlotte! Did you see the haggis today?!"
"I CAN BELIEVE!"
by FLYATTACK! November 15, 2009
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Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
by Ligier December 28, 2007
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Wild Haggis

A mythical creature, running round the Scottish countryside!
'Ah! The wild Haggis just bit me!'
by t3hsux0r November 21, 2003
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huggios

A casual way to end an email or letter. Portmanteau word derived from mixing "Hugs" and "Adios".
Hi John,

It was nice to see you yesterday. Don't forget to come to the BBQ on Sunday. And bring Mona too!

Huggios,
M.
by Freaketchic March 3, 2014
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haggistani

A derogative term for a Scottish person, compares Scotland to a 3rd world country such as Pakistan. Derives from Haggis, the Scottish national dish.
Look at that Haggistani!

Wait, what?
by Jockel February 5, 2014
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hagios

dumbest thing alive as at 2020
your were a hagios
by s4j5ul February 16, 2020
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