hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

Hemorrhoidectomy

To have a pain in the ass removed for life.

After getting that divorce it was like a hemorrhoidectomy.

by DARTH STEELER October 13, 2013

Hemorrhoid Humper

I giant pain in you ass

The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.

by jerk store June 21, 2016

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015