hummus boi

Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!

by GerthPaul December 18, 2020

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Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.

Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings

by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023

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Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.

Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.

by Big Daddy Steve May 14, 2008

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Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.

Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."

by Tez, a man March 22, 2010

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