Horsey Tag

A carnal game played at orgies and sex parties. Horsey Tag is a fusion of the popular and often sexualized games of twister, tag, and chicken fight. Competing in teams of two, each team selects a horse and a rider. One team begins the game as the "it" team, like in tag. Horses begin by penetrating their rider in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. Maintaining penetration throughout the game, horses move around the room in a crab walk fashion while the "it" rider tries to tag the other riders. The game "finishes" when you do.

Also known as Crab Walk Polo.
Should we play Horsey Tag at the orgy today?
Horsey Tag makes me too tired to finish!
by Snowfinder July 21, 2021
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horsey style

(sex act) Doggy style, but both people are wearing creepy horse masks (as in Party Horse)
I saw this hilarious porn the other day. They're going at it doggy style, but they're both wearing those crazy horse masks. I guess it was horsey style.
by janx February 8, 2013
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horsey as hell

Yesterday i ate ice cream for breakfast, two French dips for lunch, and an entire pizza for dinner, it was horsey as hell.
by RobertaIsCrazy March 22, 2007
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horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London
(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"
by Lualua June 16, 2005
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Horsey Sauce

I glazed Tom's lips with my Horsey Sauce.
by Bat-Wing March 20, 2009
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Horsey Sauce

Yo that “Horsey Sauce” Was fire shard. Backwards and forwards and upside down.
by Midnight-mayor May 24, 2020
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horsey twunkster

A twunk who has the lower body of a stallion. Also enjoys joking around with his other twunkish friends
Tom: You see his thighs, hes so sturdy!
Jake: Yeah hes a real horsey twunkster
by PupperBull September 23, 2018
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