hoeliday

Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.

Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!

by logophilito November 5, 2008

Hoely Grail

The final frontier of every man's dreams. A vast endless land prospering with loose females; usually under the influence of alcohol or narcotics.

- " Dude, there are so many bitties at this party."
- " My quest for the Hoely Grail is complete!"

by Lukerative June 11, 2012

Hoelscher

Awesome, amazing roll medel, teacher mentor.

"Hoelscher is this rocket surgery?"

by LJP00 July 27, 2016

HoeLand

HoeLand- land of fire breathers, loose neck dick suckers, mad shit talking, lying ass hoes

"What school you go to?"
"HoeLand ."
"You poor soul..."

by Isiah The Vice April 21, 2016

Hoeland

A place full of hoes.

Ex : Only hoeland has multiple Queens.

by Astral April 9, 2017

hoelepathy

When you and your friend have hoeish thoughts and can telepathic communicate them to one another

Friend: You know what I've been thinking about doing?
Me: Pegging your fuck buddy?
Friend: OMG! How did you know?!
Me: I have hoelepathy, duh!

by Kinky_kiki May 13, 2017

Hoelolo

A female prostitute who works a proper daytime job and solicits for customers at night.This kind of people claim not to be prostitutes but usually if you do the sums and read the signs, they usually are.

Mehn Lucy broke my heart, just seen her kissing another dude.I never knew she was a full time hoelolo
I need a hoelolo to lie to me ,so it doesn't feel like I'm paying for sex

by Savagecrust March 14, 2019