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Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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hotdish

Minnesotan for casserole, almost always combining cream of something soup and canned vegetables with a significant source of starch (e.g. noodles, tater tots). Mystery meat and French fried onions might be included if you're having a good day. Nothing to do with a hot chick.
Hey Ole, did you catch the tater tot hotdish special down at the cafe? Heckuva deal.
by Scandochick November 9, 2008
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Throwing a hotdog down a hallway

A female who has had sex so much that she has become extremely loose.
Man, having sex with that chick was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Derrick Nisenbaum February 14, 2006
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Secret Hotdog

When a Transgender Female hides the fact that she possesses a penis from her friends or partner
Friend1: hey dude, your girlfriend's got a face like my uncle

Friend2: yeah im starting to think she's got a Secret Hotdog
by Aconic September 5, 2019
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Hoard Bitch

A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.
Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.

Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.

Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.

Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.

Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.
by NathyB23 April 20, 2015
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hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.
Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.
by TZONE August 18, 2006
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hotdog eater

A pejorative word to describe the working class people.
A classless kind of person. A street guy.
Former Prime minister of Canada, Pierre-Elliott Trudeau used to call former Prime minister of Quebec, Robert Bourassa a 'hotdog eater'.
by pkarrows July 15, 2010
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