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HMS Gleaner 

From the Wikipedia definition: The HMSML Gleaner (H86) was the smallest commissioned vessel in the Royal Navy, at the time of her decommissioning, with a length of just under 15 metres.

Used to describe how small somebody's junk is.
Guy 1: Mate you've got such a HMS Gleaner
HMS Gleaner by xyphx June 26, 2019
USED to be the definition: Hmsa: a school for poor kids that were forced by there parents to go to.
If u willingly went there then ur mental. I left lmao.

NOW: comfortable hell, but to be honest i kind-of miss u....
Rachel- "oh, you go to Hmsa? I heard its-"
EVERYONE LIVING- "SHUT UP RACHEL!!!"
HMSA by anarasumanara April 29, 2020

HMS Dauntless 

HMS Dauntless is the second ship of the Type 45 or Daring-class air-defence destroyers built for the British Royal Navy. She was launched at Govan in January 2007, was handed over to the Royal Navy on 3 December 2009 and was formally commissioned on 3 June 2010.
Friend: Whats your favorite boat?

Me: Definitely the HMS Dauntless, its the sexiest ship ive ever seen!
HMS Dauntless by pluck my pubes September 11, 2020
Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.

A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.

Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.

Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.

Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.

Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.

Dude: How much did you pay?

Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
HMS by Okix25 December 6, 2011
Hms means “H@ñg myself” and

another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
go hys”
“you make me wanna hms”
HMS by lesbian_mess March 10, 2022
'Her Majesty's Ship' in reference to 'shipping' for fandoms. In my experience, I have only seen this referred to in the Harry Potter fandom. It may be in others, but I dont know.
The HMS Orange Crush is my preferred shipping, and I absolutely barf when I find out someone ships HMS Harmony.
HMS by Rosalie M July 3, 2008