Hitch-it

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials

No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.

by JZook October 4, 2008

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

hitch over

Originated in Downsville, NY
Asking someone to move over

Dude can you hitch over and give me some room

by Kennykenny16 May 9, 2018

Hitch-Bitch Slap

To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".

He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.

by Ken Overton January 10, 2009

Hitch Party

Party thrown to celebrate a divorce. Opposite of a bachelor party.

"Now that he's free, we gotta throw a hitch party"

by Director of Urban Ops September 14, 2010

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

Hitch Dreyse

Hitch is the one girl from AOT and is Annie Leonhart's girlfriend

"omg Hitch Dreyse is so hot"
"ik right"

by mikasaackermansgfcannon June 20, 2021