haagen

A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!

"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"

"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"

by WineConnoiseurFuck May 13, 2005

Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

haagar

A noun meaning shitty, worthless, useless, without merit or value.

This better not be haagar.
This weed better not be haagar.
Ref. Conan the Barbarian

by Terry Wellington December 16, 2007

i haagen i

Term is said when one person wants ice cream, instead of saying i want ice cream they would say, i haagen i, meaning, i want ice cream i. Also said when one is owning (OMFG0RZ ur I HAAGEN I)

I Haagen I, dood i sure would want some Haagen Dazs.

by Dazs December 30, 2007

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

haagerup

of Danish or other European background. Usually a person trying to be a perfectionist, although they can be drunks. They are very strict.

Frank: Go to bed!
Lisa: Quit being a haagerup!

by In Your House 24/7 January 16, 2011

Haagensen

Rare surname of Nordic origin, related to an old ancient tribe from atlantis.

He saw a Haagensen, but no one believes him.

by Snufler October 26, 2019