Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011

Ps1 hagrid

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”

by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

Hagrid's Arse

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

by SASHHHHHHH August 15, 2011

A Gang of Hagrids

A gathering of tough looking motorcycle riders who travel with pets.

We drove past a gang of Hagrids. They all had tiny dogs in carriers on their motorcycles.

by Asificareokido June 28, 2017

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019

hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Mad Hagrid

An evil Hagrid imposter that appears in JClayton 1994 YTP and kills everyone.

"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid

by XXXXYYYY March 29, 2022