HAGS

HAGS- the worst kind of STD. It is a combination of herpes, AIDS, goneria, and syphilis. Usually contracted through sexual intercourse with a prostitute or someone who's name starts with A.

Dude, i had sex with that chick Allison got the HAGS! Fuck.

by konnerfinch November 16, 2009

Hag

A nasty old woman

That old hag told us off for playing football in the field

by Harry69 September 27, 2010

hags

horse and giraffe sex

madison and anthony will have hags

by anthony fassachussets June 17, 2008

Hag

A elf-like creature that is hunched and has some gnarly toenails. Only follows one, Kreacher. Lays eggs and abandons young. Relatable to Dobby. Described as delicious.

Kreacher-"Come here little hag, lets play"

by Kreacher_Krechistan October 25, 2019

Hag

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.

Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me
Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

Hagging

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.

Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to?
Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?

by DeJerk May 2, 2009

Hag

1.) A single woman who's only romantic feelings fall for her Gay Best Friend

2.) Quintessentially, the wife of a gay man.

(You may notice a hag called "Fag Hag" but, most will get offended with that little addition because it is so derrogatory and demeaning to her best friend.)

Grace, from Will & Grace, is Will's Hag. I mean, they are practically husband and wife.

by MandyAlwaysKnows May 12, 2008