Gaping for a Raping

An individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.

Tom, 'Wow look at the ass on that!'

Mike, 'Damn, she is gaping for a raping!'

by Killercatt October 21, 2009

Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.

"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"

by Mongameister December 8, 2007

gaping

Hole is wide open

I stuck it in her gaping hole

by Studio February 25, 2003

aerial gaping

When a shark attemps to vent its frustration after losing a kill by suffocating and punishing itself through raising its head and gills above the water and attempting to breath the open air.

Look at the aerial gaping on that shark! It's huge!

by Andrew and Taylor October 23, 2006

Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging

"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."

by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019