gookin

messin up or fuckin up
* originated from areas of miami*

U lost da tape? Man u gookin dawg.

by bmjr July 14, 2005

Gookle Maps

The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.

Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.

by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016

GOOK AMESE

NEED I SAY MORE ITS A JAP KITTY CAT GOOK AMESE

MEOW MEEEOW YOU HERE DAT ITS FOR SURE THE MATING CALL OF THE GOOK AMESE SHITTY CAT VERY RARE HERE IN KOREA GO FRO PRITTY PENNY DANIEL SON

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

The Gook Squad

Derogatory term used for the electronics retail giant Best Buy. Especially when used on conjunction with a bad experience with receiving incorrect tech support from said retail establishment.

I went to Best Buy to pick up a parallel cable, and The Gook Squad said that this is unsupported technology now. So I go to Walmart and found a parallel cable for ten bucks.

by SPELLING August 16, 2021

gookle

The asian version of Google.

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".

by Quakeulf June 22, 2008

gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".

1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!

by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006