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glander

pimps,some one all the girls love and want to get with. laitin for sexual beast. kelso or kelsey in front of it means god of.
by Kelsey G. October 11, 2006
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granderflig

an expression used in distrought, happiness, success, etc.
Granderflig! i messed up again!
by Kaydee H. October 3, 2005
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Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
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Glander

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best—but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part —so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with formulate groundbreaking ideas. Some of them are even viable for monetization!
by -DT- March 22, 2008
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Gander

look or glance at something And In other Words For "Chilling" And "Turning Up" Or Just The Other words For Having Fun Or Just Being A "Player" . The Word Was Promoted By A Local Rapper And Friends From Los Angeles CA .
"Bro Why You Over There Playin You See That Female Over There she on You You Better "Gander"

"Hey Wyd ?" "GanderIng"

Song Lyrics : We Gander Up We Never Trickin Watch Us Gander Up .

N**** Wake Up Faded Off that Juice Watch Me Gander Up Faded Off that issue Fuck A swisher Ima Get A dutch
by SouthLALIFE November 16, 2016
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gandershank

Cock..tool..member, preferably male in origin.
Hey Timmy, your mom was severely peepin' my gandershank when I came to pick up your little sister yesterday.
by staticeat August 30, 2005
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granderbomb

An alcoholic beverage containing a shot of Bailey's, a shot of Rumpleminze, and a shot of Captain Morgan. It is best defined as the best thing ever. Tastes like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
Let's get fucked up on Granderbombs!
by granderbomb April 12, 2011
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