Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

Clit Grinder

One of the two ways a female can come to climax, one way being through general intercourse, the other, is when a girl has to be on top or bottom of the man and grinds her clit into the mans pelvic bone to reach climax.

Dude, my pelvis hurts so bad today because that chick I picked up last night was a clit grinder.

by James Severson December 9, 2009

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Gerund-grinder

A profession in the prehistoric era where one's life purpose is to grind those gerunds all day everyday.

"Hey did you do your dailies today?"
"Nah man, I don't have time to grind dailies, xp, or money. I'm a gerund-grinder. Do you even gerund-grind bro?"

by loreaesthetics September 1, 2022

italian grinder

Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.

That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!

by thefockers November 14, 2014