A handsome guy. He will never turn down a fight if it is for a good reason. Will fall in love with a beautiful girl. It will be love at first sight. The girl will be younger with a great sense of humor. He is a hard worker with an athletic ability.
by Madelyn's January 6, 2014
Get the garon mug.1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head
2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!
by Grond850 February 24, 2011
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by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
Get the gerontophilia mug.A Long thin penis is known as a Gronblom if the diameter is at least the same as a nickle and minimum six inches
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Get the Gronblom mug.The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
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