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galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!
by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005
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Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
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Gallon Challenge

The game by which a participant must drink an entire gallon of milk within an hour without vomiting.
After attemping the Gallon Challenge, I had to clean the floor and buy a new shirt.
by Brozi November 29, 2004
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Fanny Gallop

Strictly confined to women who get a sudden rush in the groin area of an orgasmic or erotic nature. Often taken by shock and usually envoked by an erotic memory or at the sight of a very attractive potential sexual partner.
God he's so sexy he's givin me fanny gallop!
by Coggy September 6, 2006
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Fanny Gallops

When a girl feels horny and her vagina starts to pulsate with excitement.
"Oh my god I'm getting fanny gallops watching that!" *ponographic film*
by Leoleanne October 30, 2008
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gull-eyed

Eyes that are small, red, moist and beady, usually from exhaustion, allergies, hangover, crying, pot-smoking, illness or just having unfortunate genetics. The effect is generally unpleasant, undesirable and even creepy.

The word also functions as a metaphor for misery, exhaustion, malaise and any of the various conditions that would make one gull-eyed.
"Gerry said he didn't drink much last night, but he was looking pretty gull-eyed this morning."

"I told her the baby was cute, but it was actually gull-eyed and ugly."

"I was feeling pretty gull-eyed all week. I still can't believe my dad is dead."

"You're out of weed, are you? I don't know - you're looking pretty gull-eyed to me!"
by frickinmuck March 2, 2010
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Guillotine Punt

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a realkick” to try!
by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019
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