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Guatemalaness

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Adjective - Of or relating to a person's spicy, hot, and fiery personality.

Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.
1. That flight attendant could not handle the Guatemalaness of the blond in first class and therefore kicked her ass off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.

2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.
by bboy80 February 9, 2009
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Guatemalan sinkhole

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When a part of the rectum protrudes from the anus due to massive amounts of anal sex.
Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
by Catpuke June 2, 2010
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Guatemala

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Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).
How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!
by Sebastian May 7, 2004
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what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery
"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"
by mary k August 21, 2005
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guatemalan pussy wart

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the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off
jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
by fuckoffpseudonym July 4, 2019
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Guatemalan Sinkhole

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An asshole that has been double penetrated so many times that it begins to resemble that giant sinkhole in Guatemala.
Jenna Haze has been DP'ed so many times that she's turned her ass into a Guatemalan Sinkhole.
by PepeSilviaDayBowBow June 1, 2010
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