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Guantanamare

Although the act of guantanamare was exclusively practiced by the Badasserian peoples of ancient Turkey, it is increasingly becoming fashionable among Western democracies.
by james987 May 29, 2009
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Guantanamo Shot

A shot of ice cold vodka taken through the nose.
+Holy shit! Why is that huge guy in a heap on the kitchen floor, and why's there so much blood coming out of his nose?
-He did three Guantanamo Shots and then one with warm rum.
+What the fuck, is he retarded or something?
-If he wasn't before, he sure as hell is now.
by primapp January 1, 2012
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Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss
Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!
by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022
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The Guantánamo Bay

upon climax you use your rag to cover their face and pour a cup of water over their face water boarding your partner while singing the national anthem or interrogating them about their involvement in 9/11 or other acts of terrorism.
Yo chad last week I totally used The Guantánamo bay on this girl.
by Bonesawww23 March 6, 2023
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Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 9, 2004
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Guantanamo Bay

A place in Cuba where the US hold mainly Muslim and Arabic prisoners in violation of international law.
The main camp there being known as Camp X-Ray for reasons onky known to the sadists who operate the place.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps where to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags where often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
They picked him up in Africa for allegedly
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
by sam1967 February 15, 2005
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